Why do elephants and stoners get along so well?

uh.. I don't remember..

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

What do you call an elephant with a poor memory?

A bold and innovative departure from the hackneyed stereotypes that all too often dominate the joke-telling industry.

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

What is the most effective way to remember your wifes birthday?

Forget it once.

What is an out of date joke you still remember?

One from the 90's: What do you call a little burro A Burrito. What do you call a little taco A Taquito What do you call a little judge A Judge Ito

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

Why do people who smoke weed take geology?

Because they're STONERS!

How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the room is already lit.