What does a Japanese girl ride?

Niisan.

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What did the salmon say to his shy Japanese girlfriend?

Don't be koi.

What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

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Whats the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

Whats the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.

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What does a snail riding on a turtles back say?

WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

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What does an onii-chan drive?

A Niisan. *cue rimshot*

What does a Japanese girl ride?

Niisan.