Why can't pirates recite the alphabet?

They keep getting lost at sea.

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What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

your boat, gently down the stream...

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How are new marriages just like LOST?

The Significant Others just want babies.

Who loses in a basketball game between two Vietnamese guys?

No one... its Nguyen Nguyen!

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What did the pirate say to the other pirate?

Don't touch my booty

What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

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Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

because they get lost at C!

What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ?

I.C. !