Why can't pirates recite the alphabet?

They keep getting lost at sea.

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What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

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What do a Redneck divorcee and a Tornado have in common?

either way, you're gonna lose your trailer...

What do you call a lost Asian man?

Disoriental

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Whats a pirates favourite kind of wood??

Seeder

What does a pirate have in common with the alphabet?

They only have one I.

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What is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet...?

Arrrrr?" Nope... you'd think so, but it'd be the "C."

What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.