Why can't pirates recite the alphabet?

They keep getting lost at sea.

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What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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Why did the man lost in the woods catch fire?

He was heading west.

What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

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What does a pirate from Boston say?

Aaahhh.

Why is being a pirate addictive?

They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!

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What's the strongest letter in the alphabet?

P*** Even Superman can't hold it.

What is every blonde's ambition?

A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.