Why can't pirates recite the alphabet?

They keep getting lost at sea.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do you call a Mexican stationed out at sea?

A Navy Bean

What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

your boat, gently down the stream...

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How does a crackhead lose weight?

Diet Coke.

Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

What kind... What kind of vitamins pirates take?

Vitamin "D".

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas?

When there is no "L" ("Noel")

What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.