What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman?

Wo

What's the difference between a battery and a women?

The Battery has a positive side.

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What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

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Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

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What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

What do onions and people have in common?

I weep uncontrollably when I cut them.

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What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.