A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.
In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.
One's a Goodyear, the other's an awesome year.
Her miscarriage.
Don't cry, it's only a joke
Idk, accordion to research I guess.
A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!
An onion
I cry when I cut open an onion
Because he chopped off the wrong sausage.
They both die if you chop them
