What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Santa Claus and A Black Rapper?

Santa stops after three hoes.

What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A: A cello burns longer.

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.

What did the pea say to the peanut?

At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.

Accordion Jokes More Accordion Jokes

What is big and brown and plays the accordion?

Lawrence Elk

What's the definition of perfect pitch?

A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

You cry when you cut up an onion.

Chop Jokes More Chop Jokes

What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?

Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.