How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

Why are you crying Ted ?

asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do you call it when you are looking for your Subaru Forrester in a parking garage?

Finding Forrester

How do you know If your girlfriend is Canadian?

Look at her beaver.

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What is the best part about taking a shower?

Not being able to see yourself in the mirror afterward.

What does a dog see in the mirror?

A chair

Cactus Jokes More Cactus Jokes

Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

What did the cactus say to his wife?

Aloe Vera!

Shove Jokes More Shove Jokes

What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.

What's 9 inches long, purple, and I love to shove it down my girlfriend's throat?

Her miscarriage.

React Jokes More React Jokes

How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.