What do you call a lot of cactus?

A cac-ton

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What did one math book say to the other?

A: Man I got a lot of problems!

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You have a lot of appeal."

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What did the cactus say to his wife?

Aloe Vera!

How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.