How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

What's funnier than a crying baby?

A dead baby.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Where is the water main?

so I turned on the tap & said, "Right here, main."

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

What's red, white, and full of holes?

Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.

Stool Jokes More Stool Jokes

What did the barfly say to the other barfly?

I saved you a stool.

What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.