How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why was the Nigerian toddler crying?

He was going through mid life crisis.

How could you do this to me?

she cried. I responded, "Well, I can't. That's why I'm doing it to her."

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why do stop lights turn red?

You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody.

What did the A/C unit say when it suddenly turned on?

Sorry, I just needed to vent"

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

Why couldn't Helen Keller vote?

She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.

How did Helen Keller get punished?

Her mom rearranged the living room

Stool Jokes More Stool Jokes

What did the barfly say to the other barfly?

I saved you a stool.

Which is better a stool or a box to stand on?

You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder