Why not man?

I really am a FunGi."

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What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

What do electric trains and women's breasts have in common?

They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most.

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What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

Why is the fungus such a hypocrite?

because it doesn't have mushroom to talk.