Why not man?

I really am a FunGi."

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What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

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Why do mycologists have such a good time?

Because they hang around the fungi.

What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!