Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

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Why did John Wayne get a weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Alabama?

Everyone has the same DNA.

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Why is food better than men?

Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.

However, a man goes home and tells his wife about it. How is this possible?

He wasn't single.

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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!

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Why did the blond take a ruler to bed?

To see how long she slept.

What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

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What did the overweight woman say to Buffalo Bill when she woke up?

I can't feel my face when I'm with you...

How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.