Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.
Turkey, apparently.
There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.
BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE
He can only stick to himself.
One always offer a snack bar after saying hello
1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
Lots a candy.
She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.
The HYAT
He built hotels on Pork Place.