Why do athletes like Sports Illustrated Magazine so much?

There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.

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Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.

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What sport are Mexicans best at?

Cross country.

Why are black people so good at sports?

Hard work and dedication.

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What do you call an athlete that smells good?

D. O. Durant

How does North Korea only have four medals so far?

We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.

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What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?

Cows-mopolitan!

What did the magazine say to the comic book?

Boy, do we have issues!