Why do athletes like Sports Illustrated Magazine so much?

There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?

The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!

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What are all sports in Africa called?

The hunger games

Why is the sport of cricket called cricket?

A:

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What do they call a list of athletes in Jamaica?

A rasta.

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D

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Why are women like magazines?

They have a lot of issues

What did Sandy Hook elementary get in the mail instead of new books?

Empty Magazines.