How does North Korea only have four medals so far?

We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.

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What's the difference... between a (nationality, ethnicity, etc you want to make fun of) man and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

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How does North Korea only have four medals so far?

We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.

Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

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How's your visit in North Korea?

A: Can't complain ...

Why are there no Motown artists from North Korea?

Because they have no Seoul.

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What do they call a list of athletes in Jamaica?

A rasta.

What do you call an athlete that smells good?

D. O. Durant