We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.
Her miscarriage.
A: Evaporated milk.
Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.
Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.
The NoDinar
Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far
D. O. Durant
There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.
