How Do You Make Spider-Man Cry?

Cook him some Uncle Ben's

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What happens when geese land in a volcano ?

They cook their own gooses !

How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

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Why doesn't Spiderman like rice?

It reminds him of Uncle Ben.

What is Spiderman's favourite brand of rice?

Uncle Ben's