How Do You Make Spider-Man Cry?

Cook him some Uncle Ben's

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What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home ?

A home-cooked shower.

Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

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Why doesn't Spiderman like rice?

It reminds him of Uncle Ben.

How Do You Make Spider-Man Cry?

Cook him some Uncle Ben's