Why did the man name his daughter Candy?

She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.

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Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.

What's the most common sleeping position of a man?

Around.

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What did the Chinese man give his daughter?

A clothes hanger.

What did Ned Stark say when his daughter told him that she was pregnant?

Are ya?

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How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!