What did the pea say to the peanut?

At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Who's there Boo!! Boo who?

Don't cry, it's only a joke

How do you make an orange turn red?

Get John Boehner to cry.

Pea Jokes More Pea Jokes

What's the most polite meal?

Peas and franks.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

What do you call a donkey throwing nuts?

An astronaut.

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

Why do you have rashes every time you get your salary?

Employee: I am allergic to peanuts.

Why was the peanut so salty?

Because it got R O A S T E D