How do you make an orange turn red?

Get John Boehner to cry.

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Why did the mummy cry himself to sleep every night?

Because he was empty inside.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

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How do you make an orange turn red?

Get John Boehner to cry.

Who needs to watch the #SOTU when I can just read my TL?

Here's what I've learned so far: John Boehner is still orange.