What is green and sits crying in the corner?

The incredible Sulk.

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What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

What did the other nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

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What's Irish and sits outside?

Paddy O'furniture

Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

A: Behind the plate.

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Why are there no Walmarts in Iran?

Because there's a JC Penny at every corner.

What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner!

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What's big, green and cries in the corner?

The Incredible Sulk

What is green and sits crying in the corner?

The incredible Sulk.

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What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.

What is green and sits crying in the corner?

The incredible Sulk.