What is green and sits crying in the corner?

The incredible Sulk.

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What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

How do you make a baby cry?

Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again.

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Where do the Baltimore Ravens sit?

On The Wire.

What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why does Iraq have no Walmarts?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

When you're cold inside, where do you stand?

You usually want to stand at a corner, they're around 90 degree's xD

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What's big, green and cries in the corner?

The Incredible Sulk

What's big and green and sits in the corner?

The Incredible Sulk!

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What is green and sits crying in the corner?

The incredible Sulk.

What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.