What is green and sits crying in the corner?

The incredible Sulk.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why is 9 crying?

me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep

How do you make an orange turn red?

Get John Boehner to cry.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why do people with the Flu stand in corners?

Its always 90 Degrees

Why should you stand in a corner when you are cold?

Because corners are

Incredible Sulk Jokes More Incredible Sulk Jokes

What is green and sits crying in the corner?

The incredible Sulk.

What's big, green and cries in the corner?

The Incredible Sulk

Sulk Jokes More Sulk Jokes

What is green and sits crying in the corner?

The incredible Sulk.

What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.