What is green and sits crying in the corner?

The incredible Sulk.

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Where did our son go?

What son *Dad cries with joy

Why did the biscuit cry?

His mum had been a wafer too long.

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What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray."

What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)

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What do you do if hou are cold?

If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.

How do you stay warm in a cold room?

You go to the corner cause it's always 90 degrees.

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What's big and green and sits in the corner?

The Incredible Sulk!

What is green and sits crying in the corner?

The incredible Sulk.

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What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.

What is green and sits crying in the corner?

The incredible Sulk.