How do you make a baby cry?

Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again.

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What is small, crying and cannot get under the table?

A child with pitchfork in his back

Why are you crying after giving me that ticket?

Policeman: It was a moving violation.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?

A: Some traffic signs say stop.

What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What do you call a pirate who is all out of reales(Silver coins)?

Long Gone Silver... /drops mic

How are bad dubstep and constipation similar?

Both leave you waiting for the drop.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..