Why does Iraq have no Walmarts?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

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Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

Why was Aron Ralston arrested by the FBI?

For giving arms to Iraq.

Why are the people of Saudi Arabia always behind the times?

Because they live under Iraq.

Walmart Jokes More Walmart Jokes

How much for the petting zoo?

Person: What *Drunk at Walmart by the dressing rooms*

What do you do if you accidentally cut off your cat's tail?

Take him to WalMart. They are the largest retailer in the world.

Target Jokes More Target Jokes

Why aren't there any Walmarts in the middle east?

Because there's Targets around every corner.

What's Harambe's favourite retail store?

Target

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!