Why does Iraq have no Walmarts?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

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Why isn't there a Wal-Mart in Iraq?

because there is a target in every corner.

What do you call sandpaper in Iraq?

A map.

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Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq?

Because they are all Targets.

Where does Walmart keep the Terminator toys?

Aisle B, back.

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Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.

Why wont ISIS bomb my local Walmart?

because its not a Target.

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What's red and sits in a corner?

A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.