What was the last thing that went through JFK's head?

A bullet.

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Why did the bullet stay home?

Because it got fired!

Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

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What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

A: Lettuce pray

What is one thing you never say to a Muslim?

Share ya laws.

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What did JFK say before going to visit Marilyn Monroe?

I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.

Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.