What was the last thing that went through JFK's head?

A bullet.

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What's the difference between George Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin?

Zimmerman can dodge a bullet.

Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.

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What is the only thing easier to break than a Razer headset?

Your sister's hymen.

What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"

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Why didn't JFK ever like vodka?

Because he couldn't handle a few shots

What do you get when you order a JFK?

An americano with an extra shot