Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."

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Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

He was a lacist.

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Why didn't your back break, mom?

You're adopted."

What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt?

Con-grab-ur-asians!!

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Where did the Joker prank Batman?

Got 'Em City.

Why should you never use r/television 's fridge to store mutton?

It always spoils the GoT.

Frank Jokes More Frank Jokes

Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest?

WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!

Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."