Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."

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Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

What did the figurine say when the boot flew past her protective dome?

That was a cloche call!"

Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ?

He took too long to put his boots on !

Adopt Jokes More Adopt Jokes

What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt?

Con-grab-ur-asians!!

What is the extreme limit of laziness?

Son "Having an adopted son."

Go T. Jokes More Go T. Jokes

Why should you never use r/television 's fridge to store mutton?

It always spoils the GoT.

Where did the Joker prank Batman?

Got 'Em City.

Frank Jokes More Frank Jokes

Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest?

WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun?

Frank