What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

You cry when you cut up an onion.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bad coffee in Switzerland and a bad coffee in Italy?

When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, "Merci!".

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

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Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

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What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

How do tiny Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Ceasars

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What does a sperm cell have in common with a lawyer?

Both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What do you call an edible ion?

An onion

What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion