You cry when you cut up an onion.
A: One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
A child with pitchfork in his back
No one cries when you chop up the baby.
Eclipse it.
Little Caesars
A: Senator.
A: No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.
A: Tear gas.
