You cry when you cut up an onion.
When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, "Merci!".
Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.
Because he was soda-pressing
Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!
Lil Caesars
Little Ceasars
Both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
Professional courtesy.
An onion
No one cries when you cut up an accordion