What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

You cry when you cut up an onion.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!

What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".

Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What makes a barbershop quartet sound so amazing?

They're on the cutting edge of musical innovation.

Why couldn't the cut down tree answer a riddle?

It was stumped.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why was the lawyer home early?

Briefcase

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What do you call an edible ion?

An onion

What do onions and people have in common?

I weep uncontrollably when I cut them.