What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

You cry when you cut up an onion.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

What's the difference between a $1000 used car and a Rolls-Royce?

One's a grand car and the other's a grand car

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

How could you do this to me?

she cried. I responded, "Well, I can't. That's why I'm doing it to her."

Why is Jesus always sad?

Because Jesus Christ (Cries)

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do you call a Mexican cutting a Mobius Strip??

Juan.

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

a guacaMOLE

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What do you say to a lawyer with a IQ less than 50?

Good morning your Honor!

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

Opinions!

What makes a chef sadder the skinnier it gets?

A: An onion.