What's the difference between a $1000 used car and a Rolls-Royce?

One's a grand car and the other's a grand car

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.

What's the difference... between a (nationality, ethnicity, etc you want to make fun of) man and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

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Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

How do Asians execute white people?

They cut off their heads using a Gweilotine.

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What kind of car does a rich baker drive?

A Rolls-Royce.

What's the difference between a $1000 used car and a Rolls-Royce?

One's a grand car and the other's a grand car