What's the difference between a $1000 used car and a Rolls-Royce?

One's a grand car and the other's a grand car

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.

Rolls Royce Jokes More Rolls Royce Jokes

What kind of car does a rich baker drive?

A Rolls-Royce.

Who's there ! Aileen ! Aileen who ?

Aileen against my Rolls Royce!