Rolls Royce Jokes

What kind of car does a rich baker drive?

A Rolls-Royce.

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What's the difference between a $1000 used car and a Rolls-Royce?

One's a grand car and the other's a grand car

Who's there ! Aileen ! Aileen who ?

Aileen against my Rolls Royce!

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What do you call a lady with one leg that is shorter than the other?

Aileen

Who's there ! Aileen ! Aileen who ?

Aileen against my Rolls Royce!

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette?

I don't have a corvette in my garage.

What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson?

One was shot for playing with little children.

Original Owner Jokes More Original Owner Jokes

How was your blind date ?

Terrible ! He showed up in a 1935 Rolls Royce. " " What's so terrible about that " " He was the original owner ! "

How was your Blind date?

Terrible! He showed up in a 1932 Rolls Royce!"......"What's so terrible about that "....."He was the original owner!!!"

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Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

What adjective do you use to describe a bad pun?

Pungent

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What did one diabetic say to the other diabetic, on their blind date?

I'm sorry, but you're just not my type.

How did Stevie Wonder meet his wife?

On a blind date

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What kind of music do you like?

The other says, "I'm a big metal fan"

Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride?

Mooooootorcycles!

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What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

What kind of car does a ghost drive?

A boogati!