Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride?

Mooooootorcycles!

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What do you call a cow that's scared of everything?

Coward!

How did the farmer move his cows?

In a mooving van!

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What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.

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Why are black people afraid of motorcycles?

They'd get caught in the chain.

Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

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What do you call non-muslims that rides motorcycle?

Kafir rider

What does an Arab do after riding his camel?

He has a cigarette!