Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life

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Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

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Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

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Glue bread to the ceiling.

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A tourist.

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Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

Why is it called the sistine chapel?

Because the cardinals like to be in something, that isn't eighteen yet.