Sistine Chapel Jokes

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

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Why is it called the sistine chapel?

Because the cardinals like to be in something, that isn't eighteen yet.

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How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem?

Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.

How do you start a raid in Ethiopia?

Staple food to the ceiling!

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Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

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What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The Boston marathon finish line.

What's the best thing from New York City?

The train to Boston

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Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

Why did the hipster complain about winter in July?

He wanted to do it before it was cool.

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What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball?

The Philadelphia Beagles!

Why is it called the sistine chapel?

Because the cardinals like to be in something, that isn't eighteen yet.

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What game do tornadoes like to play?

Twister

What kind of bear likes the rain?

A drizzley bear.