Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

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Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

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Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

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Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

What do you call a corn dog with no legs?

A *corn dog*, stupid! Corn dogs don't have legs!

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Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling