Relocate Jokes

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

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Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

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Why is it called the sistine chapel?

Because the cardinals like to be in something, that isn't eighteen yet.

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

Boston Jokes More Boston Jokes

Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos?

Meh. They just aren't in' uit.

Why did the painter from Boston have trouble making friends?

He was way too autistic for his own good.

Nebraska Jokes More Nebraska Jokes

What does the N on the Nebraska football helmet stand for?

Nowledge."

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

Animal Shelter Jokes More Animal Shelter Jokes

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Where does King Kong sleep?

Anywhere he wants to.

What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place?

He wanted Nunavut.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling?

An Ethiopian rave.

Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

Corn Dog Jokes More Corn Dog Jokes

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

What do you call a corn dog with no legs?

A *corn dog*, stupid! Corn dogs don't have legs!