He was way too autistic for his own good.
He made a scene.
Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.
Because he's Blind Married
On a telebone.
Finally achieving a smokin' hot body.
The cut up peaness.
Because he was stroganoff!
Because he always uses the force.
Because they're all in the Boston harbor."
Meh. They just aren't in' uit.