What's the best part about showering with a 7 year old girl?

You slick their hair back and you've got a 7 year old boy.

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What, why?

is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

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Why did the programmer die in the shower?

He followed the shampoo instructions.

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

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What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for thanksgiving dinner?

Unlimited twerky

Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper?

It's finger licking good.

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What is the best part about showering with a 14 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back just right, she looks nine!

What's the best thing about an 8 year old in the shower?

You can slick her hair back and make her look 6.

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What planet smells the worst?

Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.

Why do horses make terrible congressmen?

Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.

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What's the best part about showering with a 7 year old girl?

You slick their hair back and you've got a 7 year old boy.

What's the definition of a redneck virgin?

A 7 year-old girl who can run faster than her brothers.