How would u like that prepared?

ME: um medium well W: very good Me: oh god what have I just done

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How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

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What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)