How would u like that prepared?

ME: um medium well W: very good Me: oh god what have I just done

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How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

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How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u