How would u like that prepared?

ME: um medium well W: very good Me: oh god what have I just done

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What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery?

Shuck it long, and shuck it hard.

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Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

What did the douchebag say to the chemist when he dropped his beaker?

U mad scientist?