How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

How many political parties does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What do they call a monastery key that opens all doors?

Monk key

How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

Car Door Jokes More Car Door Jokes

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

Blonde Turn Jokes More Blonde Turn Jokes

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.