How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Who's there ! Alison ! Alison who ?

Alison to my radio in the mornings !

What do cats read in the morning ?

Mewspapers !

Car Door Jokes More Car Door Jokes

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

Blonde Turn Jokes More Blonde Turn Jokes

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.