How do you say "I surrender" in french?

Bonjour"

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How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.

Why does the French flag have Velcro?

So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.

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Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"

Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

because they would all surrender.

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How do you say "I surrender" in french?

Bonjour"

What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")