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What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")

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How do you say "I surrender" in french?

Bonjour"

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Why do the french hate League of Legends?

They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering

Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

because they would all surrender.

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Why do the walking dead survivors try to get to washington D.C.?

Because it's their Michonne.

What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

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What exactly had the "NOW That's What I Call Music!" guy been listening to before?

Sound FX CDs Whale noises

What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

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What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other?

What do we do now, Pierre

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What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

What did the french baker ghost said?

BOO! Langerieeee!

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What kind of bar do fish go to?

A sand bar.

Why did the director get kicked out of the bar?

He was making a scene!

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What do you call a frog that's parked illegally?

Toad.

What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete?

Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.