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What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")

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How do you say "I surrender" in french?

Bonjour"

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What is a pirates favorite article of clothing?

His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me.

When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

French Guy Jokes More French Guy Jokes

What do you call a french guy wearing sandals?

Felipe Flop

What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why do the French stink?

So blind people can hate them too

What's the holiest, French color?

Sacred blue!

Surrender Jokes More Surrender Jokes

Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"

Why wasn't Euro Disney popular?

Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

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What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink "

What does the blind say when he walks past the fish market?

Hello ladies.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.