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What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")

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How do you say "I surrender" in french?

Bonjour"

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How do you say "I surrender" in french?

Bonjour"

What's the famous Confederacy battle cry?

We Surrender!

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Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?

A rabbit that says "Ribbit."

Why was the frog down in the mouth ?

He was un hoppy !

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What do you call a hip French black guy?

Latrill

What do French people say after they've gone to the bathroom?

Au revoir poo poo

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What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.

Why did the goal post get angry ?

Because the bar was rattled !

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What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy from China who is confused?

Disoriented.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?

Roberto.