How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the Ewok ESL student do so well with conjunctions?

He felt at home with And/Or.

Why do happy people like to sleep in late?

Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What were the French children doing in the pool?

Piscine.

What is your funniest joke about the French?

Mine is this: How do you pick out the Frenchmen in a room full of naked soldiers? They're the ones with sunburned armpits.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

A: Who cares!

Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer?

Because you said it was pound cake!

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces. I'll show myself out now.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What does Justin Bieber and jam have in common?

They're both in bread

What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in?

A high rise

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

Why did Hank Hill join an S&ampM club?

He heard they were Pro-Pain.

French Guy Jokes More French Guy Jokes

What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")

What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other?

What do we do now, Pierre