How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

Why did the dog go to the hospital?

He was feeling ruff.

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why can't the French cook two eggs?

Because one egg is

What did the German Kaiser roll say to the French baguette?

Gluten tag*

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What piece of furniture can you always trust?

A Reputable.

What did a piece of tofu say when it got dirty?

Misoyaki!

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why is flour retarded?

Because it's in-bread.

What do get when you mix two breads?

A hy-bread

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

What dinosaur was in the most pain?

the tyranno-sorest rex

French Guy Jokes More French Guy Jokes

What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!