Why did the Ewok ESL student do so well with conjunctions?

He felt at home with And/Or.

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How are you feeling?

The thermometer responded, "0K."

Why do people on acid listen to Dubstep?

Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.

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Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

How do you keep a blonde at home?

A. Build a circular driveway.