How do you keep a blonde at home?

A. Build a circular driveway.

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Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

What's that Sarge?

Someone's building a pig."

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How did you get into counterfeiting?

Criminal: I answered an ad that said "Make money at home."

What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home ?

A home-cooked shower.