Why don't they have bars in Syria?

Because, they prefer to get bombed at home.

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What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

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Why do blondes prefer the pill instead the condom?

Because it's waaay easier to swallow

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

Syria Jokes More Syria Jokes

What did the surfer say when he visited Syria?

This place is totally radical!

Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did a seal go to the bar?

Because he didn't want to go clubbing.

Why can't Irishmen be lawyers?

They can never get past the bar.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes !

Why couldn't Joe get to home?

He was a Mets fan.