What did the mexican say when a development fell on him?

yo get off me, homes!

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Why did the black boy fall off his bike?

He didn't. He fell off your bike.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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Why are all Mexican jokes and Black jokes the same?

Because once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

What do you call a Mexican who has his Mondeo stolen?

Carlos

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Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking?

A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home

What do you call 1000 black people buried up to their necks?

Afroturf Also, I'm not racist. I have two color tvs at home.

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What do you get when yo cross sheep DNA with human DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What does a rapper use to write their songs?

Word,yo.

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What did the mexican say when a development fell on him?

yo get off me, homes!

Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.