What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces. I'll show myself out now.

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What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

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What do you call an exploding box?

Your new Note 7 package

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

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What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

What's the worst thing about banging a girl with a cold heart?

The rest of her is cold too.

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What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.

What do you call a robot dressed in drag?

A transition metal.