What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces. I'll show myself out now.

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What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was *actually* Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam."

Why couldn't the band director pick a piece in 4/4 time?

It's too common

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What's the deal?

Jerry says. The Best Buy explodes

What does a feminist and a landmine have in common?

They explode when triggered.

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Why can't Irish do trigonometry?

They can't tan. Why can't Christians do trigonometry They can't sin. Why can't the rest of us trigonometry Just cos.

What for ?

Ref: The rest of the match !

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What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces. I'll show myself out now.

How do I turn my new girlfriend on?

She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.