What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces. I'll show myself out now.

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Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap?

He can only stick to himself.

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What scratches the window before it explodes?

A baby in a microwave

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why did the cop shoot the insomniac?

He was resisting a rest

How do you keep a club exclusively for straight edgers?

You weed out the rest

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do you call the process of a robot clearing its artificial nose?

An olfactory reset.

Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)