Why did the cop shoot the insomniac?

He was resisting a rest

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What do you call a shooting at a Mexican golf course?

A hole in Juan

What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

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Why did the insomniac get arrested?

He resisted a rest.

Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat