Why did the cop shoot the insomniac?

He was resisting a rest

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why are rubber tires black?

So the police know what to shoot at during a chase

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

What made the insomniac so boring?

He just wasn't into resting.

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

Where have you been?

he asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."