Why did the cop shoot the insomniac?

He was resisting a rest

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

What does it sound like to shoot yourself in the foot twice?

Pao! Pao!

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

do NOT respond with "I know, right !"

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why does T-Pain always look well rested?

Because he is a NAPPY BOY!!!

What do girls and parking spaces have in common?

All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic and a dyslexic?

You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog.

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Why does China care so much about money?

They can't resist all of the cha-'ching'.

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.