What did the German watch repairer say to his watch that would only go tick, tick, tick?

A: "Ve have vays of making you tock!"

German Shepherd pie.

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

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Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

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A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

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What did the German clock maker say to the clock that would only go "tick tick tick?

Vee have vays of making you tock!