What really ticks people off?

Time bombs.

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Why do people knock on a locked public restroom door?

And what is the person inside to say "who is it "

What exactly is that?

Making people guess the meaning of acronyms.

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How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

What do you call a midget in a subway saying, "tick...tick...tick..."?

A metro-gnome

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How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.