What really ticks people off?

Time bombs.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?

A: Women!

Who these days is hard "Is your person white?

Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"

Tick Jokes More Tick Jokes

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?

It was for 'tick or tweet' !

What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

Time Bomb Jokes More Time Bomb Jokes

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!