What do you call a midget in a subway saying, "tick...tick...tick..."?

A metro-gnome

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Tick Jokes More Tick Jokes

Why did the girl spray her clock?

A: It was full of ticks.

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What did the midget give her boyfriend after his concert?

A Standing Blow-vation.

Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What's Jared from Subway's favorite chord?

A flat minor

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!

Metro Gnome Jokes More Metro Gnome Jokes

What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn?

A metro-gnome

What do you call a city-dwelling dwarf that keeps perfect time?

A metro-gnome