What do you call a midget in a subway saying, "tick...tick...tick..."?

A metro-gnome

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Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying "Tick, tick, tick, tick,..."?

Ve haff vays of meking you tock."

What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

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What do you call a midget mexican?

A paragraph since he isn't a full essay

What do you call a midget clown that juggles?

A Juggalo

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How did Jared from Subway get food poisoning?

He ate a 5 year old weiner

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

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What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn?

A metro-gnome

What do you call a city-dwelling dwarf that keeps perfect time?

A metro-gnome