What did the German clock maker say to the clock that would only go "tick tick tick?

Vee have vays of making you tock!

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What did the German say when the Spaniard asked him for some cheese?

Mi Kase es su Kase.

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Glutentag!

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Time to get it fixed.

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You don't, there's already a clock on the stove.

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What did the German clock maker say to the broken clock?

Ve haff vays of making you tock!

What did the German clock maker say to the clock that would only go "tick tick tick?

Vee have vays of making you tock!

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What did the German watch repairer say to his watch that would only go tick, tick, tick?

A: "Ve have vays of making you tock!"

What did the German clock maker say to the clock that would only go "tick tick tick?

Vee have vays of making you tock!