What did the German clock maker say to the broken clock?

Ve haff vays of making you tock!

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What time do Germans leave their dentist appointments?

2:39

What do you call a German grocery store that carries everything but fish?

Not Sea Food.

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What did the German clock maker say to the clock that would only go "tick tick tick?

Vee have vays of making you tock!

What did the German clock maker say to the broken clock?

Ve haff vays of making you tock!

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What does the broken clock do when it gets hungry?

It goes back four seconds!

Why should you keep a broken clock?

It's just nice having an extra set of hands around.

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What did the German clock maker say to the broken clock?

Ve haff vays of making you tock!

Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying "Tick, tick, tick, tick,..."?

Ve haff vays of meking you tock."