Why was Jimmy sad?

Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.

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What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.

What goes green-red-green-red-green-red-green-red?

A frog in my blender

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

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How do you know that William Wallace is normally distributed?

Cause he has infinite degrees of FREEEEEDOM!!!

Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

Jimmy Jokes More Jimmy Jokes

Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.

Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."

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Why was Jimmy sad?

Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was the young boy crying?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face