Why was Jimmy sad?

Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.

How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What do you call shooting yourself in the face with jiz?

Homo-cide

Why was Jimmy sad?

Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why did they go from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

Cause Seven ate Windows 9

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

Jimmy Jokes More Jimmy Jokes

Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."

Why was Jimmy so excited to go to Clown College?

He got a fool scholarship.

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Why was the little boy unhappy?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.