Why was Jimmy sad?

Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What did the bus conductor say to the frog?

Hop on.

Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ?

A frog in a blender !

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

How would you like that cooked?

gets right up in waitresses face* With frickin fire, obviously

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

What do you call a urinary tract infection caused in a virgin?

Immaculate Infection

Why does the Philippines ban rectal thermometers?

They cause too much brain damage.

Jimmy Jokes More Jimmy Jokes

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

Why was Jimmy so excited to go to Clown College?

He got a fool scholarship.

Staple Jokes More Staple Jokes

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

What's worse than having 10 dead babies stapled to one tree?

1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees.