Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.
They both like to pork.
Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"
Homo-cide
Cause Seven ate Windows 9
Cause Allies don't like axis powers
Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."
He got a fool scholarship.
Because he had a frog stapled to his face
He had a chicken stapled to his face.