Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

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Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

What kind of sharks make good carpenters?

Hammerheads!

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What do we do?

We make jager bombs. We are not a species made to last.

What does the future hold?

Global warming, depleted resources, & species going extinct. But also the iPhone 5, so it's break even.

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What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!

What are an idiot's last words?

Hey, watch this.

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What would you call an additional day added to the week?

Sumday

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.