Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

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Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Specie Jokes More Specie Jokes

Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

What species of mushroom is known for being an instigator?

The shiitalkie mushroom.

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What do you call someone who only watches Horror Anime?

A Ouijaboo.

Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Why is Friday the best day of the week?

Its the 5/7 day of the week

What do you call a Greek philosopher who plays hard to get?

A socra-tease Made this one up myself. I'll be here all week