Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale

What if sharks hug with their mouths?

Just sayin.

Specie Jokes More Specie Jokes

What species of mushroom is known for being an instigator?

The shiitalkie mushroom.

What species are the best rappers?

Dragons, because they're always spittin' fire.

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What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

Who needs to watch the #SOTU when I can just read my TL?

Here's what I've learned so far: John Boehner is still orange.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

What would you call an additional day added to the week?

Sumday