Specie Jokes

What species are the best rappers?

Dragons, because they're always spittin' fire.

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What do we do?

We make jager bombs. We are not a species made to last.

What does the future hold?

Global warming, depleted resources, & species going extinct. But also the iPhone 5, so it's break even.

What species of mushroom is known for being an instigator?

The shiitalkie mushroom.

Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

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E Jokes More E Jokes

What did the drifter say to the person he hit ?

RIP my E-brake

Where does Iron man get his e-mail?

Fe-mail

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Why was the little boy unhappy?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Where did the frog say his family came from?

They are German and a tad-Polish"

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?

Because he went crackers.

How do you know if a redneck girl is a virgin?

See if she can run faster than her brothers.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

Dragon Jokes More Dragon Jokes

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What was the aardvark's favorite Lady Gaga song?

Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher.

Why couldn't Joe be friends with a double-amputee?

Because he's lack-toes intolerant.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick

What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck. ... with hiccups.

Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?

An empty playground

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.